Imagine.

We are really AnImaLs.

Has news of the newly famous
S H O E – T H R O W E R
yet reached your ears?

C O N D O L E E Z A
is very upset-
but has never considered
R E S I G N I N G
because
September 11
has
made us
a
family.

W E
N E E D E D
S E P T E M B E R 11
to give us the
T O O L S
to
get along with
one another-
“better”?!!!

N E W S F L A S H !
Secret picture of
P R E S I D E N T E LECT
indicates that
B A R A C K O B A M A
wore
jazzy
stylish
hats
before
he
was
voted
in.

Y O U R S E C R E T S I S O U T!
and
S U B J E C T – V E R B A G R E E M E N T
is considered-
unimportant…
to some members.. of our
C O R R E C T C O U N T R Y
where
E D U C A T I O N is
S O A V A I L A B L E
and neither are
C A P I T A L L E T T E R S,
starting sentences with
A N D,
U S I N G C O M M A S
and
W R I T I N G W I T H C L A R I T Y.

Wait.

What’s not important?
To Whom? Really?

You might not understand the
S U B T E X T.

C O M M E R C I A L S
tell us that
W O M E N L O V E S P A “S T U F F”
and
T E A C H E R S
Tell
B O Y S N O T T O A C T L I K E G I R L S.

P I R A T E S
are I N V A D I N G N E A R S O M O L I A
and maybe we’ll
A T T A C K T H E M!

Imagine.

We have nO ReASoN to think about these things.